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upstatecajun Donating Member (511 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:24 AM
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Atheists offer to rescue Christians’ pets after judgment day
WASHINGTON — When judgment day comes -- which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday -- have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take that burden off your mind."

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/18/atheists-offer-to-rescue-christians-pets-after-judgment-day/
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 08:35 AM
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1. $135? Will they have to return the money?
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:48 AM
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2. Nah, the fundies will just reset the date like they always do.
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