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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:28 AM
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So what if I don't get my new teevee tomorrow?I
The realization is finally setting in. Saturday is "dump day" in my small town. I thought all my neighbors would be raptured and I'd be able to drop off my recyclables and then go squat in their cool houses or grab their teevees. But shit...I'm beginning to realize that this rapture thing might be a hoax.
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:38 AM
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1. Maybe you can get a Rain Check for the next rapture thing! LOL n/t
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:48 AM
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2. When's that? 12/12/12?
Or is it 12/21/12?
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:18 AM
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7. They're probably taking reservations now for 12/21/2012. For about $60K you
can get a shelter, and on up. Lots of people lining up to make money off of 2012. I figure if Palin ran and won in 2012, we'd all need a shelter or two.
:)
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:49 AM
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3. I've been scouring the province for Rapturist owned electronics stores...
I figure there must be some good sales out there today.

Alas, no luck.

Sid
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Bragi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 09:55 AM
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4. Go ask them if you have their teevee today
A good test of their faith.
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catbyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 10:20 AM
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5. Really, and I was hoping for a decent car... ;)
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Bragi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 10:25 AM
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6. Go for it!
It's a serious test of faith, and they either believe or they don't.

What else have they got that you want? Have they anything you think I might want? Like maybe an iPad tablet?
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:20 AM
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8. Just go with it, claim that it happened and that all the religious were left behind

that should screw with them
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