Tomorrow's Rapture is going to be a relief for a lot of dead people.

Kablooie

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Fri May-20-11 09:55 AM
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Tomorrow's Rapture is going to be a relief for a lot of dead people.

It's my understanding that the bible doesn't say that you go to heaven as soon as you die.
You remain here on earth, dead, until the day of Rapture when Jesus escorts you up to meet his dad.

So no one has ever gone to heaven yet.
Everyone who has ever died is still lying in their grave waiting on tenterhooks for the glorious day.

The check in line up there is going to be horrendous.

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MineralMan

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Fri May-20-11 09:57 AM
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1. On tenterhooks?

That's gotta really be uncomfortable:

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Kablooie

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Fri May-20-11 11:29 AM
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5. Hey, if Jesus can do it ... well, you know. Besides, they are dead. Can't feel anything.

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truebrit71

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Fri May-20-11 09:57 AM
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2. Never mind the check-in line..can you imagine the line to go through security?

:evilgrin:

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woodsprite

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Fri May-20-11 10:02 AM
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3. Well, they won't have to make people take their shoes off! n/t

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Blaukraut

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Fri May-20-11 10:09 AM
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4. So will there be bodies in various states of decomp floating around?

I think I'm going to bust out the camera for that spectacle. Might make for some good youtube material.

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