Creationists and Maths: There won't be a rapture tomorrow

malaise

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Fri May-20-11 10:15 AM
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Creationists and Maths: There won't be a rapture tomorrow

Only the most ignorant would believe a mathematics calculation from Creationist snake-oil salesmen. The only maths Camping knows is how to rob stupid ignorant losers.

Seriously I wish they would all disappear by any means necessary - after they are left behind tomorrow, I'll accept a mass suicide..

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Drale

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Fri May-20-11 10:25 AM
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1. You know its weird

I bet the people who believe this crap, thought that math was stupid and had no use when they where in school. But now they are putting their full faith in it, and giving away everything they own, because they are going to be raptured.

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malaise

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Fri May-20-11 10:27 AM
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2. That's why I have no sympathy for them

The fucking 'duncified' criminal loonies leading the gullible dunces.
It's freaking hilarious :rofl:

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hifiguy

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Fri May-20-11 10:37 AM
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3. Cunning fools leading the stupid fools

and fleecing them blind all along the way. I hope some of these dopes have sold their cars and houses. Let 'em stand there on Sunday saying "but th' preecher sed Jebus was comin' back!! Wha hoppen? Where's Jebus? He PROMISED he'd be back!! Where am I gonna sleep tonight?"

The one thing they will never say is "maybe I am rilly, rilly dumb and gullible. I should do something about that and learn something."

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malaise

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Fri May-20-11 10:40 AM
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4. I hope they take camping

'camping' and burn him at the stake. :rofl:

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a la izquierda

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Fri May-20-11 10:42 AM
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5. Hey, I think math is stupid...

but it's because I suck at it and have very little use for it, except to figure out how much mulch and soil I need (which is geometry and I'm quite good at that), and to figure out my taxes, and tipping (and I can also do that). I'm a historian. Math never enters my universe.

However, I also think creationists and rapturists are morons. If they would like to give me their goods when they leave, I would oblige them.

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malaise

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Fri May-20-11 10:45 AM
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6. I want no goods

just cash :evilgrin:

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a la izquierda

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Fri May-20-11 10:53 AM
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7. I can sell goods for cash...

the holy rollers here have nice cars. Mostly gas guzzlers, which I have zero use for. But I have a lot of student loans, so I could use some money too. If they don't want to leave me the dough, I will take their cars, and then count how much cash I can get. Dammit! That requires MATH!

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malaise

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Fri May-20-11 10:55 AM
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8. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahaha

:rofl:

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