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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:18 AM
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Is the FAA prepared for the Rapture?
All those bodies ascending into active airspaces will definitely cause a problem for safe air navigation. This could be worse than 9/11.
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:37 AM
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1. and they'll be nekkid.
all those fat amerikans.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 07:32 PM
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5. Can you imagine?
A pilot trying to navigate through a "forest" of naked bodies on the final approach....

Given the average fundie's body type, physical revulsion COULD be a problem.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:38 AM
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2. they handle Santa Claus every year, so this should be fine
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:28 PM
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3. Yah. They're secretly requiring at least one Muslim pilot
on every flight. That way, he or she can take over if the left seat suddenly becomes empty.

Don't tell anyone, OK? It's classified Secret NOMORONS. (That's an offshoot of Secret NOFORN
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:40 PM
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4. And, worse, some of them might be the pilots.
Well, actually, we know what pilots get up to, so maybe none of them will be raptured. ;-)
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