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moc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:22 AM
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Celestial Rapture Service - have you received your notice yet?
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:55 AM
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1. You gotta put up a spit take warning, dude
Holy crap, I blew coffee all over the room.
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Bubba Kush Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:15 PM
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2. Perfect! Now post that after midnight to those crazy fundies
and have them mail all their assets to a specific post office :P
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 12:19 PM
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3. Is my 'Get out of Hell Free' card now valid? n/t
Edited on Fri May-20-11 12:19 PM by Mnemosyne
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 01:07 PM
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4. Does this lamb's blood make me look fat? n/t
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 01:09 PM
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5. This is teh BRILLIANT!
:rofl:
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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:18 PM
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6. I can handle the Rise of Anti-Christ, no problem...
but The Spankings?

I think I'll opt out of that.
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:23 PM
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7. I'll take yours n/t
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a la izquierda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:25 PM
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8. I love "In your absence, the salvation was granted to:" part
Especially to one's pet, an immigrant, a Buddhist or a Gay couple. That's just priceless.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:26 PM
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9. I like the plan of leaving piles of clothes around town
and watch and see what people do. :D
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