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sansatman Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:03 PM
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“Will You Be Raptured?” Flowchart
http://peasandcougars.wordpress.com/2011/05/19/will-you-be-raptured-flowchart/
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:05 PM
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1. Doesn't look good.
:cry:
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:09 PM
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2. At midnight Jerusalem time I'll be wearing mixed fibers, shaving...
...shouting "Goddamnit!" over and over and having sex with a snapping turtle, just to make sure I get left behind.

Although, honestly, having sex with a snapping turtle means I'd probably be shouting "Goddamnit!" over and over, anyway.

PB
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:17 PM
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3. hopefully not oral sex n/t
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:21 PM
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4. Must it be a snapping turtle?
Couldn't it be a nice camel?
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:57 PM
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6. Smell. Really. Do the turtle.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:25 PM
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5. I was looking pretty good for a while.
But then I left the "Start" box and things went downhill pretty quickly.
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 03:44 PM
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7. .
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reggie the dog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 03:50 PM
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8. any hot christian virgins who are 18 or older
who want to experience sex before the rapture are welcome to PM me.....
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onethatcares Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 04:32 PM
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9. see ya on Sunday
My chances look slim to none at this point.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 04:47 PM
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10. Oh shit! I'm having pork chops for dinner tonight!
:cry:
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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:12 PM
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11. lol k&r
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 11:21 PM
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12. Looking pretty grim.
lol

Here's what MotherJones signed off with tonight:



If it all ends tomorrow, let your last thought be of this rocketcat gif. -- MoJo
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