Roll Call Who is Still Here?

My family is intact I knew I should have taken my Catechism classes more seriously

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:P

Kutless - Strong Tower
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOxeyj7itJE


In my view 'king' is a social context from the time, the idea of washing the feet shows that is not the same premise as people think of kings in context of monarchy, as problem monarchs act.

wait, what was that honey...?



...my boyfriend is telling me not to talk that way about Utah.

If Heaven is full of Fundies, I ain't going.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over...


ha ha


I didn't make that up, BTW. Forgot who did.

I'll be wearing horns, a red dress, and a pointy tail! :evilgrin: :hi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on7nk3ZBKhE

:headbang:
rocktivity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHuxpa4h48

"Wargames" where the W.O.P.R. has launched a simulated missile attack and the general is on the phone with the staff at the intended targets. After the display lights up, the general asks if anyone is there. There is an excruciating pause and then all the parties indicate they are still there.

I think tomorrow might be like that.

So long as it's not like this 'ending':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSBHtk8Lj2Y&feature=related

O8)

It's a good meat stick for when your digestive system needs a three count......

I just saw them pull in and unload groceries

I have the grill going, wife and kids are here, weather is great today.

Its got to be heaven.

Please say yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnhKPw2NXIw

I really didn't expect to find Jim Morrison here...

so you still have a little time to repent

but I am not finding the exact time on the stupid site

haven't stepped outside yet. Hope the traffic lights still work. 5:10 est:toast:

my lounge chair by the pool and 500 foot waterfall, (while getting my nails done- you wouldn't believe the colors here) Jesus is making the rounds handing out welcome baskets. No white robe, he's dressed in light weigh worsted suit with the most divine lilac shirt. He looks like a young Richard Gere (btw, I haven't seen a single actor but Patricia Heaton. Pat Boone is serenading us and there are several Country Western stars here. Of course I haven't made the entire rounds of the Heavenly compound yet.

It's lovely to be with one's own kind. No liberals, very few blacks and latinos and no annoying Catholics.

thanks to the atheists who are feeding our pets. Have fun burning for eternity, suckers.

You know just the other day i posted right here that an extension had been granted.

Boy, don't you guys pay attention? All that worrying for nothing, and we already decided to postpone the end of the world! :evilgrin:
GAC

And I feel fine :hi:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

But maybe it'll happen at 6:00 pm.

Sneak across the street to the megachurch parking lot, leave a bunch of old clothes spread out and strategically place a couple lumps of dry ice to heighten the illusion...

Good union contracts up here, I guess.

but don't ask me which time zone - I haven't figured that part out yet.

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was advised to buy a few weeks ago.

I made it most of the way until someone up there realized I wasn't the right madokie so I was dropped. Luckily for you guys I didn't land on my head. I only broke a leg and sprang my wrist. I'm sure the VA can fix me right back up in no time.

I just wish my wife hadn't given my buggy to the neighbor though, dang her anyway.

Camping's got some 'splainin' to do to all those people (cough - suckers - cough) who sold everything and went on worldcruises.

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Has anyone noticed any obnoxious teabagger friends/ relatives missing yet? We are praying....

Has anyone noticed any obnoxious teabagger friends/ relatives missing yet? We are praying....

But it hasn't hit 6pm in OK yet. However, my entire family is alive and well, including my 83 year old, extremely religious grandparents, and my zealous aunt and uncle (they're good people).

Of course, this good little atheist has little chance of being raptured anyway.

Time for a cool brew.

nt.