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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:00 PM Original message |
Why the Rapture didn't happen today - predict the excuses |
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Davis_X_Machina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. Screwed up... |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. Misplaced a decimal point in his calculations. |
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elleng (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. Not scheduled until 6 pm PACIFIC something TIME, |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
3. Nothing. They'll all deny ever having given the prediction any credence. |
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regnaD kciN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:50 PM Response to Reply #3 |
25. Mainly because that IS the case... |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:04 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. I know that. When I say "they all", I'm referring to the people who |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
4. We saved the world! It was because we prayed so hard! |
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Beartracks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Silly, you can't SAVE the world from RAPTURE! |
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athenasatanjesus (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
5. Blondie didn't choose to sing today. |
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buddysmellgood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
6. How will you prove it didn't happen? |
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NoodleyAppendage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
7. gOD decided against it because too many people were watching. |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
8. And take back one Kadam, to honor the Hebrew God whose ark this is |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
10. Here you go ... |
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louis-t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. "No, no...we said 'the BEGINNING of the end.'" |
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obxhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:25 PM Response to Reply #10 |
31. No wonder his math is off. |
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RadiationTherapy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
11. They say it BEGINS today. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
12. They'll say prayer averted it. |
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Randypiper (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
13. Forgot to carry the two. |
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blm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
14. The heavenly hosts had heavy bets riding on who won DWTS and American Idol. |
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louis-t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. 2:30 pm IN MI AND ALL IS WE-elll! |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
17. God hasn't gotten over what a waste of His time the Flood was |
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Tuvok Obama (380 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
19. Oh, it's going to happen today |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. divine intervention? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
21. The gays. Or Obama. |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
22. Best and most awesome excuse of all: |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
23. Silly. Of course they based their dates on the Gaulish Coligny calendar |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. It actually happened... |
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onethatcares (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
26. we got stoned and we missed it. |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
27. measured time with sundials and not atomic clocks back then |
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Dreamer Tatum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
28. That they did it to watch people like you foam at the mouth. |
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OffWithTheirHeads (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
30. I'm guessing that Camping actually will get raptured |
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Lucinda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:28 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. I heard it was about 80 mil...but i think you nailed it! |
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FreeState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:28 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. He sent a farewell letter to all his employees yesterday |
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Safetykitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
32. It was a metaphor. |
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GReedDiamond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
35. It's happening, but the Liberal Media... |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
36. Because it's all bullshit? |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
37. God gave up on this planet in disgust. |
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