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stockholmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:24 AM
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JPMorgan CEO warns of consequences (+ on anti-bank sentiment -"I'm tired of listening to that crap")
http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2011/05/20/jpmorgan-ceo-warns-of-consequences.html

"Failure by the U.S. to get its fiscal house in order will trigger financial consequences that will “dwarf Lehman Brothers” and seriously diminish the nation’s role as a world economic leader, Jamie Dimon told a Denver audience Thursday night.

The CEO and chairman of JPMorgan Chase, whom The New York Times dubbed “the nation’s least hated Wall Street banker,” said political talk about not raising the U.S. debt ceiling could trigger a default on the nation’s financial obligations. He said that would constitute a “moral disaster” that will be nearly impossible for the U.S. to recover from............

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Congress and the president have to come to grips with gross overspending by the federal government, he acknowledged. But he complained that even though half of the deficit problem involves issues the two major political parties agree on, partisan considerations are preventing progress on any of it. “Congress needs to deal with the half of it, and leave the rest of it until later,” Dimon said.

U.S. tax rates on corporate profits make the country uncompetitive with other nations of the world, driving capital and jobs overseas, he said. Noting that JPMorgan Chase has paid $100 billion in taxes to the federal government over the past 10 years, Dimon said antibanking attitudes that permeate political discussions are wrong. “I’m tired of listening to that crap,” he said............................"
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:31 AM
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1. Hey Dumbass, we're tired of getting screwed by you and your ilk.
Edited on Sun May-22-11 07:31 AM by hobbit709
You bastards created this mess and now you're trying to weasel out of any blame.

Personally, i'd like to introduce you and your cohorts to Madame Guillotine.
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stockholmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:25 AM
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17. banker troubles? introducing Søkkømb, justice IKEA-style


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http://www.sokkomb.com/
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:34 AM
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18. Love it.
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 11:35 AM
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23. LOVE.
:thumbsup:
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 03:12 PM
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24. Never liked the whole Scandinavian minimalist design.
If you can locate me an art-deco version, I'd be in the market.
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BeyondGeography Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:32 AM
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2. The feeling is mutual
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:33 AM
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3. "Why don't you smelly American proles just STFU." - RepubliCon Bankers, Inc. (R)
Edited on Sun May-22-11 07:34 AM by SpiralHawk
"If we want any crap out of you little people, we will squeeze you harder. Otherwise, STFU and leave us Republicon FatCat Bankers alone while we figure out more ways to dodge taxes and go AWOL on our responsibilities to America. Bwaaa ha ha ha ha. Sneer."

- RepubliCon Bankers, Inc. (R)


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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:49 AM
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13. Awesome!
Something like one-quarter of the people with jobs work to protect the wealthy and their loot. I assume that includes the Pentagon.

PS: Love the Timmy Geithner wannabe bankster bling, Spiral Hawk. Inspired!
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:34 AM
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4. Effective US Corporate tax rates like the less than zero percent that GE and Exxon/Mobile pay?
These coporatist assholes always like to talk about tax rates that small companies pay. but ignore the consequences (getting huge tax assets, instead of liabilities) to the major corporations.

It's time to start progressive taxation on corporations, such that the smaller companies get the tax "stimulus" that these idiots keep whining for and the big coporations get taxed more. Any time a new corporate give away is proposed, some one should be slapping an ammendment on to phase it out based on size of the company. "Too big to fail" means "Too big to safely exist"
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stockholmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:37 AM
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12. US Corporate tax rates are designed to crush small & mid-sized private biz,whilst the big boys skate
Edited on Sun May-22-11 08:38 AM by stockholmer
off with an ever-larger share of the actual tangible wealth. Pure upward vertical wealth consolidation.
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:35 AM
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5. JP Morgan gets rich on food stamps....
JP Morgan is the largest processor of food stamp benefits in the United States. JP Morgan has contracted to provide food stamp debit cards in 26 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. JP Morgan is paid for each case that it handles, so that means that the more Americans that go on food stamps, the more profits JP Morgan makes. Yes, you read that correctly. When the number of Americans on food stamps goes up, JP Morgan makes more money. In the video posted below, JP Morgan executive Christopher Paton admits that this is "a very important business to JP Morgan" and that it is doing very well. Considering the fact that the number of Americans on food stamps has exploded from 26 million in 2007 to 43 million today, one can only imagine how much JP Morgan's profits in this area have soared. But doesn't this give JP Morgan an incentive to keep the number of Americans enrolled in the food stamp program as high as possible?

-more-

http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/the-more-americans-that-go-on-food-stamps-the-more-money-jp-morgan-makes
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:43 AM
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6. That Fatigue can Be Cured, Sir
"Gonna hang your body up and set your spirit free."
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:18 AM
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8. +1
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:47 AM
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7. We closed our Chase checking account last week.
The person helping us was so disappointed to hear we were closing. He had the branch manager talk to us while he went to get the remaining cash in our account. They promised to check in with us in a few weeks to see how we're doing and if we've changed our minds. I'm bookmarking this thread so I can use Jamie Dimson's quote when they call.
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 03:48 PM
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25. Good for you.
I see no reason to help the Big Banks hurt the middle class.


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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:22 AM
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9. F**k him. .................

What planet do these people live on?


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stockholmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:32 AM
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11. apparently one where Dimon is the favourite for Obama to nominate as the next US Sec of Treasury...
replacing 'Tiny Tim the Tax Cheat' Geithner (of CFR, IMF, and NY Federal Reserve fame)....

:banghead:
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:30 AM
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10. "Nobody move, or the bunny gets it!"
Edited on Sun May-22-11 08:30 AM by bemildred
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TheKentuckian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 08:51 AM
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14. Hey Dimon, I'm sick of you listening to anything. Dead men hear no tales, you miserable fuck.
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:23 AM
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15. If he feels that strongly about it, maybe he will ve willing to give up his bonus money?
You know, as a sign of his good faith?
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:23 AM
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16. Mr. Dimon
After the shit JPM and the rest of your merry band of Wall Street cronies and thieves pulled by crashing our economy, the last thing you should be doing is whining to the American people about "antibanking attitudes".

If you are tired of listening to "that crap", let me assure you, most Americans are tired of listening to your arrogant BS.
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Hotler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:38 AM
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19. Suck it dry Dimon...n/t
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:53 AM
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20. "$100 billion in taxes.." How much of that was income tax?
If I were a cynical person, I'd guess that the bulk of those taxes to the Fed were payroll taxes, not that there's anything wrong with that unless a CEO is using those taxes to obscure the way the corporation has avoided tax on corporate income.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 11:16 AM
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21. Didja notice he talks like he is NOT part of the USA?
Apparently there is a whole separate ....world, or something, the banskters live in.

cocky lil fucker, ain't he?
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 11:34 AM
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22. I just watched "Inside Job" last night...........
and I'm ALREADY a revolutionary socialist. NOT a good time for your crap Jamie.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 05:39 PM
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29. JP Morgan bankrupted Birmingham Alabama
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 06:05 PM
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30. Systemically, this is all part of the boom and bust
cycle of capitalism that allows the big boyz to come in DURING the busts (that they usually cause) and buy up everything from the lower level capitalists who have gone bankrupt. The big guys buy these assets of the smaller ones for pennies on the dollar and suck up more of the wealth. Then they start the NEXT boom cycle.

They ran out of private money to suck, so they started after "the Commons". The only way to get out of this shit is to default and not even TRY to pay back the money. Reset to zero and, basically, expropriate any real assets that happened to be built.

Just give a big "FUCK YOU" to the banks and let them fail if that's what happens.
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 04:12 PM
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26. Let's not forget..
this is Obama's "favorite banker" and regular golfing partner.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/19/business/19dimon.html?src=sch
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Bubba Kush Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 04:22 PM
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27. You don't like the heat, then QUIT. Get the fuck out of the kitchen
And start confessing left and right to anyone who'll listen about the faults of the Banks.

That is the only way to get people to stop talking about it.
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 05:36 PM
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28. He sounds very un-American to me
taxes help the country .......... does he feel his bank should not help the country??
He should be investigated for un-American leanings
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 06:08 PM
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31. They aren't American no matter where they were born
When they threaten to leave the country IF they're taxed fairly, they're NOT Americans. They have no country. They're capitalists.

This threat however, is the reason for a WORLDWIDE working class movement. Don't give these fuckers any developed country to turn to. If they leave, let their only choice be Somolia.
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Dawson Leery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 06:21 PM
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32. TARP should have never passed and these "too big to fail" banks
should have failed. The system needed to be cleaned out.
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