What republicans want us to believe - Democratic Underground

salinen

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Mon May-23-11 09:20 PM
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What republicans want us to believe

- That corporations are our salvation and should regulate themselves.
- That "The Gay" have an agenda to turn us all into "The Gay"
- That having wars stops all our enemies from chopping off our heads.
- That science is the enemy of religion.
- That environmentalism is the reason we're in a recession.
- The media is liberal.
- The only politicians who have cheated on their wives are Clinton and Edwards.
- Wars do not add to the deficit.
- GM foods are safe.
- Churches should be in charge of welfare.
- The government is the enemy.
- People who are in need are lazy drug addicts.
- Israel has never done anything wrong.

I'll stop here to grab a snack. Popcorn anyone?

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Drale

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Mon May-23-11 09:24 PM
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1. I still don't understand why they love Israel so much

They hate anyone who's not a WASP and Jews are not WASP's.

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sakabatou

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Mon May-23-11 09:54 PM
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4. I think it has to do with end-time prophecy

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Angry Dragon

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Mon May-23-11 09:26 PM
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2. Thanks anyway, I brought my own and enough for everyone

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and they believe sex is bad and evil
Women and children are evil
And the rich know best

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Historic NY

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Mon May-23-11 09:52 PM
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3. That they are the fiscally responsible party.

Edited on Mon May-23-11 09:53 PM by Historic NY

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BladesOfAiur

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Mon May-23-11 10:00 PM
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5. That Bushy was chosen by gawd.

That Raygun was a saint.

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