Toon-Rapture: The Ultimate Irony - Democratic Underground

n2doc

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Tue May-24-11 06:08 AM
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Toon-Rapture: The Ultimate Irony

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flor-de-jasmim

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Tue May-24-11 08:31 AM
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1. WHY ARE THE PETS NEVER TAKEN?? - they deserve heaven more than most of us!

Edited on Tue May-24-11 08:32 AM by flor-de-jasmim

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Javaman

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Tue May-24-11 09:20 AM
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2. any god that isn't an animal lover...

isn't a god worthy of my worship.

But then again, I'm an athiest.

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Fumesucker

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Tue May-24-11 09:27 AM
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4. ...

There is a story, possibly apocryphal, of the distinguished British biologist, J.B.S. Haldane, who found himself in the company of a group of theologians. On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.”

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IndyPragmatist

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Tue May-24-11 09:37 AM
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5. Little known fact: All dogs go to heaven.

I saw a documentary about it when I was younger.

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Fumesucker

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Tue May-24-11 09:25 AM
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3. It never occurs to most people that God might be lonely..

Who would you want to talk to if you were really lonely, someone who is going to spend their time on their knees worshiping you or someone who will engage you in spirited conversation and challenge you?

If not the latter then why the hell are you on a political site on the internet?

My theory is that organized religion is God's way of weeding out people who would be boring to talk to. :evilgrin:

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