Gingrich: 'I am not a Washington figure'

HopeHoops

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Tue May-24-11 08:43 AM
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Gingrich: 'I am not a Washington figure'

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/23/6700723-gingrich-i-am-not-a-washington-figure
:rofl:

Um, riiiiiiiiggggghhhtttt.

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fascisthunter

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Tue May-24-11 08:43 AM
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1. he's not rich either

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HopeHoops

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Tue May-24-11 08:50 AM
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3. Oh, not at all. OOH OOH - I've got one - he's a "family values" guy.

:rofl:

Man, we could do this all day.

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fascisthunter

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Tue May-24-11 08:52 AM
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5. I Know.... and it would be fun

hey, we need laughs!!!!

He says he is christian, I just haven't figured out what was so christ-like of the guy... zing!

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HopeHoops

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Tue May-24-11 08:55 AM
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6. Yeah. *EVERYBODY* knows that Jesus was blonde, fair skinned and had blue eyes.

He blended in perfectly with everyone else.

I laugh every time I see a picture where he's depicted that way.

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fascisthunter

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Tue May-24-11 08:59 AM
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7. Lol... the Blonde Blue-eyed version of christ is telling isn't it?

people do make god or christ in their own image. Not sure if they'd like the real man.

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HopeHoops

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Tue May-24-11 09:02 AM
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9. FOX banner: "Liberal Hippie Calling Himself 'Jesus' - Islamofascist Terrorist?"

The right wing would crucify Jesus all over again. They don't believe in or practice anything Jesus ACTUALLY said (or the best accounts we have of it).

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fascisthunter

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Tue May-24-11 09:11 AM
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12. oh, they'd crucify him alright....

no doubt about that, which makes these pukes the biggest jokes of all. Rich greedy, ignorant, bigoted people claiming to be of something sacred. Well, sacred can't hide the truth and I hope their use and abuse of the sacred eats them up and spits them out for the public to see what truly loathsome individuals they are.. in fact, it is happening everyday.

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KansDem

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Tue May-24-11 08:50 AM
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2. Didn't he mean to say "failure?"

:silly:

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Myrina

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Tue May-24-11 08:52 AM
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4. ... he meant he could never be mistaken for a "George Washington Action Figure"

.... not with his paunch and flabby jowls ...

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ChairmanAgnostic

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Tue May-24-11 08:59 AM
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8. He's right. He's a Pillsbury figure.

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HopeHoops

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Tue May-24-11 09:03 AM
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10. Close - more like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man.

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ChairmanAgnostic

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Tue May-24-11 09:40 AM
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14. Your's is better. Although facially, Jabba the Hutt

comes to mind, too

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HopeHoops

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Tue May-24-11 11:48 AM
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17. I usually reserve that one for Rush.

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Octafish

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Tue May-24-11 09:05 AM
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11. More like Berlin, ca. 1933

You know, a Newtzie.

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mwb970

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Tue May-24-11 09:14 AM
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13. It recalls "I am not a crook". /nt

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sufrommich

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Tue May-24-11 09:42 AM
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15. He is truly a man of the people. The people who shop at Tiffanys.

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Erose999

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Tue May-24-11 09:48 AM
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16. I wouldn't call him a "figure" he's more of an "amorphous blob of ectoplasm". Like an ameoba.

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defendandprotect

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Tue May-24-11 12:54 PM
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18. Newt is a TIFFANY shopper -- not to be confused with DC elites -- !!!

:rofl:

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RavensChick

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Tue May-24-11 01:01 PM
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19. Then what figure is he?

Oh, I get it! A bloated, loudmouth, u-g-l-y, pus of a human being!

I think that sums it up.

:rofl:

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