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ensho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 11:16 AM
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knew bananas didn't taste good anymore and today there is proof


Laura Bush to be New Chiquita Banana Spokesperson

http://www.internetweekly.org/2011/05/cartoon_pickles_bananas.html


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Laura And George Bush Cartoon
Dallas, TX (Parody Wire) - Chiquita Banana today announced that Laura Bush is going to be their corporate spokesperson. The former First Lady will be the new "Miss Chiquita" for the company. Mrs. Bush said she decided to take the commercial position in part because of her husband's fondness of bananas. "As you know, George still likes to put on his monkey pants and play air hockey with Dick Cheney. After a few hours of strenuous play, George likes to crack open a bottle of Mountain Dew and have couple of Chiquita bananas," said Mrs. Bush.


Inspiration: George W. Bush's $15 Million Speech Payday
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 11:34 AM
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1. pic lol
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 11:38 AM
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2. ...
:spray:
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matt819 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 12:08 PM
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6. That seems appropriate
After all, non-organic bananas are among the most heavily chemimcalized - that's probably not a word, but you get the idea - of all fruits. Seems appropriate to associate any of the bushes with toxic products.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 01:21 PM
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9. Carmen Nembutal
Pupils which refuse to constrict under 15,000 watts of klieg light are impressive. Most impressive.

mikey_the_rat
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calendargirl Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 11:54 AM
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3. So if the current first lady becomes the next spokesperson...
because bananas are a healthy school lunch alternative and all, would it be fine with you to joke about our current POTUS putting on his monkey pants and eating a banana? Nope, didn't think so.
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 12:04 PM
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5. Wow, way to COMPLETELY lose the plot...
Comparing Lt Awol to a chimp is not racist, to compare Obama to a chimp most DEFINITELY is...see the difference?

:eyes:
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calendargirl Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 02:14 PM
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10. What's the difference? nt
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 03:33 PM
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11. Really? You are REALLY asking me what the difference is...
..between comparing a white man with a monkey and a black man as a monkey???

You cannot POSSIBLY be that dense...
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calendargirl Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 04:08 PM
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14. Why is one ok and not the other? Yes, really? nt
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 04:17 PM
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15. Let me ask you this....is comparing a white man to a chimp racist?
Now, ask yourself the same question if the man being compared to a chimp was black.

See the difference yet?

:banghead:
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calendargirl Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 04:24 PM
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16. No.
Comparing a white man to a chimp is stupidity, as is comparing a black man to a chimp, or a white man to Hitler, or whatever the idiotic comparison du jour is. I would like YOU to answer why you think it is peachy to compare GWB to a chimp, but I couldn't make the same comparison to Obama without being racist?
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 04:35 PM
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17. That's okay. If you can't figure out why comparing a black man to a chimp is racist..
..but it isn't racist if you compare a white man to a chimp then there is no point in continuing this conversation.
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calendargirl Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 06:06 PM
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18. What if I thought Obama was as stupid as you believe GWB to be?
THEN is it ok to compare him to a chimp?
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JoeyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 07:03 PM
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19. I think he's given up, so I'll give it a go.
It's racist for one and not the other because it is a well known racist stereotype for one of their races.
If someone joked about Bush eating watermelon and fried chicken it wouldn't be racist because that isn't a stereotype racists use against white people. It wouldn't even make sense. Just like it wouldn't be racist to talk about how we all knew Obama would be good at math, while if he were a certain different race it would be.

It's actually pretty hard to use racist imagery against white people as a whole because traditionally they haven't been the subject of a lot of racist campaigns. (Subgroups of white people, yes. The Irish, Polish, etc. Just not the race as a whole.)

It could be argued that it's silly, demeaning, cruel, or many other things to call Bush a chimp. It can't be argued that it's racist. Well, it can, but it doesn't make any sense. It has nothing to do with their relative stupidity and everything to do with the history of its use as a racial slur and who it was historically directed at.
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 12:20 PM
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7. .................
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 03:47 PM
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13. Mrs. Chiquita joked about her spouse, the recently retired
POTUS (or Chimpy as he was known among disparagers) putting on his monkey pants when he eats bananas.

Chimpy eats bananas. What's the problem? :rofl:
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 11:56 AM
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4. Well, it does seem appropriate -- The Chimp's spouse being the banana spokesperson.
;-)
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 01:06 PM
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8. She can wear one of these.
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-25-11 03:43 PM
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12. it makes sense, considering all the petroleum it takes carting the bananas across the world to us
Bananas are yummy and stuff but I stopped buying them because of the energy waste. But the Bush's seem just nuts about anything that might waste energy.

That's all it took, 2 strikes against bananas for me, I'll buy more local fruit instead.
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