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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:39 AM
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Really funny conversation last night at a restaurant:
So here I am on the Main Line of Philadelphia, leaving this nice Italian restaurant in Ardmore, housed in a converted bank building. After a delicious dinner of Rigatoni and not-too-spicy sausage, Mrs. Intern decided to utilize the 'facility' whilst I cooled my heels in the lobby. There was a pleasant looking lady in her late 60's gathering herself together and she said,

She: It's so hot out...and after all that cold and rain that we have, it's just so strange. I've never seen anything like it in all my born days. (they talk like that out here...it's sort of snotty-countrified)

Me: Well you know that Climate change stuff may be at work here...

She: Oh, I don't believe that for a minute. It's just a lot of made-up hokum. ('hokum'? Wow..)

Me: But didn't you just initiate the conversation with me that you'd never seen any weather like this before?

She: The weather has nothing to do with Climate...

Me: Oh...

Woman's Husband coming out of Men's room jocularly: Are you coming on to my wife? (He was laughing, so this wasn't an issue)

Me: Well, we're already in an argument so our relationship has progressed quickly.

He: I know what you mean.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

So the 'climate' has nothing to do with the 'weather'...this is the level upon which these people operate. And these are the educated, pseudo-elite crowd.
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ejpoeta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:56 AM
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1. maybe it's time for an education. should we use pictures???
I mean, you could take a movie like "the day after tomorrow", but it's so unrealistic even though the things in it COULD happen but would not happen as fast or all at the same time like it did in the movie. I am sad I know so much about that movie. My husband watches it ALL THE TIME!!
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Nay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:58 AM
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2. !!
"Me: Well, we're already in an argument so our relationship has progressed quickly."


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wish I could think that fast on my feet! My laugh for the morning, PC.
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:17 AM
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3. I call shennanigans
Nobody on the Mainline says 'hokum.' *I* say hokum, but I'm originally from Illinois.

Place across from Milkboy? Ardmore represent!
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:59 AM
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6. she was midwest-type...
Yes...Primavera!

good stuff...at least around the suburbs...
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:14 AM
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20. Oh, sure...blame it on the Midwest
;) We do have our way about us, though.
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AC_Mem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:32 AM
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4. Great Comeback!
I'm in Memphis where I encounter people who just refuse to believe that we carry a responsibility toward the heating of our planet. I was very surprised to open the paper the other morning (after a night of CRAZY weather) and on the front page in huge print was this:

Wild weather: Scientists see strong ties between global warming, recent events

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2011/may/25/wild-weather/

I was very surprised and somewhat pleased that the news actually put this out there.

How many people have to die, have their homes destroyed, crops wiped out, food shortages and more before we begin to pay attention and see what we can do as humans to take better care of our planet and our future?

Annette
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:42 AM
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5. I know people who absolutely believe global warming is a gigantic hoax
And only yesterday they were convinced that there's climate change going on.

I've tried explaining that one or two degrees can cause more humidity in the air which in turn is why snow storms, tornadoes and hurricanes as well any weather becomes more intense and severe. They think global warming means it has to be very hot with droughts and no rain, and they claim that if the North Pole melts it means the South Pole is compensating by having more snow.

Facts only confuse them.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:01 AM
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8. Isn't it weird?
If it snows, they say that there can't be warming since it snowed...and that means 'of course' that it's colder. when it was -4 when Gore got his Prize, they were saying 'so much for global warming', except that it's usually -12...WTF do I know??
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:01 AM
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7. I'm north of Philly and say "in all my born days," Sorry you've got a problem with that!
It's more an "age" thing.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:02 AM
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9. No problem...
just trying to impart the inflection...its wasn't like she said, in my life or for all the years I've been around...it was a rather cliched speech pattern...
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:13 AM
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10. Out of curiosity...why do parts of Pennyslvania seem like they are in the deep south?
Whence Rick Santorum?
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:19 AM
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11. Its because ignorance is not limited to the South, it tentacles reach out far and wide
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:36 AM
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14. Seriously, is it religious groups?
Because it does tend to CONCENTRATE in certain places.

Here in Michigan, we have some rural areas that
trend republican, but we also have a huge chunk
of the west coast (Grand Rapids/Holland area) that is SOLID
republican. Mostly staunch Lutherans or "Amway Christians".
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:43 AM
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15. Carville said "Pittsburgh on one end, Philadelphia on the other, Tennessee in between. "
When describing my state.
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:52 AM
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19. Others have replaced Tennesee with Alabama.
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 09:23 AM
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25. Well, when Gore became the running mate, yes--see my explanation below.n/t
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FormerDittoHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:19 AM
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21. I thought he said Alabama, but the idea's there. n/t
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/James_Carville

"Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between."
* Saying <4><5>
* Alternate: Pennsylvania is two cities separated by Alabama. <6>
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 09:22 AM
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24. He said Tennesee. But he changed that for a reason. A little backstory....
The saying comes from his time in PA for the Casey campaign. That was a hard-fought, balls out, bitter fight.*** Later, when Al Gore was Clinton's running mate, Carville used Alabama so as to not offend a state we had a chance of carrying.


***That fight was why Clinton picked him.

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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:51 AM
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17. Maybe because a goodly chunk of those Southerners' ancestors
Edited on Fri May-27-11 07:51 AM by gkhouston
lived in Pennsylvania, generations ago?
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brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:26 AM
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12. You complain about "hokum" while pulling out "whilst"?
Sheesh
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:33 AM
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13. Doesn't anyone get a joke around here??????
'Sheesh' yourself...
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:49 AM
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16. I liked this one, seemed borderline, well, something "...they talk like that
out here...it's sort of snotty-countrified..."
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:52 AM
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18. that was a clever comeback to the hubby, well played :) nt
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:25 AM
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22. I'm surrounded by them - these pseudo elites. My stock phrase, when they
complain about the weather, is:
"Aren't we lucky we don't have Global Warming to deal with?"

It's sad. But you just can't fix stupid.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:53 AM
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23. Good one! n/t
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