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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 12:59 PM
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One wish . . .
I met a genie today that said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the genie.


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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 01:01 PM
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1. Cute. nt
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 05:23 PM
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2. heh heh.....
Gotta laugh, even if it strikes too close to the truth...;)
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