Old joke that reminds me of today - Democratic Underground

Boxerfan

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Thu Jul-07-11 10:27 AM
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Old joke that reminds me of today

Edited on Thu Jul-07-11 10:28 AM by Boxerfan

I figure we all need a laugh-right?

A well dressed gent with a new pair of shoes was walking down a sidewalk-ahead he spots a pile of dog poo...

he stops, bends down to inspect...

Hmmm Looks like dog poo..

He takes a wiff-bending close to the pile so his nostrils can embrace the aroma...

Hmmm...smells like dog poo...

He takes a small portion from the pile with his forefinger-puts it to his toung.

Hmmmm... Tastes like dog poo!

Now satisfied he walks by-sure glad I didn't step in it with my new shoes!!

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Ichingcarpenter

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Thu Jul-07-11 10:38 AM
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1. We were given two rooms each full of shit

One had a pony in it, buried in the shit.
One just had shit and you were given your choice of rooms

But the moral is

They were both full of shit.

BTW yours is an old Cheech and Chong record joke
and mine was a new take
on a joke that Ronald Reagan told.

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Boxerfan

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Thu Jul-07-11 10:43 AM
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2. Cheech & chong...Thanks for the memory upgrade

Because thats one where I remember the joke but forgot the source long ago...

I want my poo covered pony!

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damntexdem

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Thu Jul-07-11 12:07 PM
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3. Silly! You actually believed that one of the rooms had a pony.

They sure got some suckers cheap who shoveled out both of the rooms.

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