"God told me to tell you that you're a Right Wing asshole"

MrScorpio

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Mon Jul-11-11 02:35 AM
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"God told me to tell you that you're a Right Wing asshole"

Edited on Mon Jul-11-11 03:19 AM by MrScorpio

I think that I want that as a bumper sticker too.

Of course if someone didn't like it I'd say, "Don't blame me, I'm just God's messenger, take it up with him".

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Pholus

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Mon Jul-11-11 02:40 AM
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1. My current favorite is "I think Jesus is cool, but some of His followers give me the creeps"

That one gets traction even with the fundies -- after all, they are pretty good at maintaining lists of other religions that "aren't doing it right."

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holdencaufield

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Mon Jul-11-11 03:29 AM
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4. What, if anything...

...would be the difference between that and replacing Jesus with Mohammed?

And why do you suppose you won't see that bumper sticker ever?

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ingac70

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Mon Jul-11-11 03:54 AM
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5. I'm sure some redneck already has one....

http://hypervocal.com/sinners-saints/2010/the-hatred-trucks-anti-muslim-bumper-stickers/

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hobbit709

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Mon Jul-11-11 05:41 AM
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6. Here's my counterpoint to him.

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Enthusiast

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Mon Jul-11-11 06:42 AM
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7. Those are great!

I would be killed if I had those on my car.

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Pholus

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Mon Jul-11-11 06:43 AM
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10. I don't think there would be a difference -- and yes, it already is a bumper sticker. nt

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Tx4obama

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Mon Jul-11-11 02:57 AM
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2. Oh..... I'm stealing that to use on Twitter :)

Edited on Mon Jul-11-11 03:02 AM by Tx4obama

p.s. I think your comment title is missing the word 'me' in there

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MrScorpio

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Mon Jul-11-11 03:20 AM
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3. Fixed

Thanks!

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Vinca

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Mon Jul-11-11 06:43 AM
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8. What a great idea. God's got to start talking to lefties, too.

:rofl:

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TroglodyteScholar

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Mon Jul-11-11 06:43 AM
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9. "Jesus thinks you're a jerk"

...

Conviced they are the chosen ones --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)

With a ku-klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you aint born again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin:
No abortion, no-siree!
Lifes too precious, can't you see!
(what's that hangin from the neighbors tree?
Why, it looks like colored folks to me --
Would they do that...seriously? )

...

-FZ

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Pholus

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Mon Jul-11-11 06:46 AM
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11. I forgot about that song. Thanks for the reminder! :) nt

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lunatica

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Mon Jul-11-11 06:49 AM
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12. God, please deliver us from some of your followers

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MrScorpio

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Mon Jul-11-11 07:20 AM
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13. Ooo, I got another one

"God wants you to stop destroying his planet"

Good for polluters of all stripes.

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markbark

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Mon Jul-11-11 07:47 AM
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14. My fave "anti-fundie" bumpersticker:

Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole!
or

He's YOUR god, they're YOUR rules, YOU go to hell!

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