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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-11 01:30 PM
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If you want to have a nation that values peace over war…
Edited on Mon Jul-18-11 01:51 PM by MrScorpio
Well, we're going to have to be a country that ceases to make war so obscenely profitable… and SEXY!.

Taking the profitability out of the mighty American war machine is a tremendous task… Frankly, I don't know ANYONE who can take on that behemoth.

But… Making Peace SEXY is a no-brainer and we would need Hollywood's help to pull this off.

I give to you some ideas to make Peace so sexy that no one can resist it.

Here we go:


"ENEMY MINES"



Starring George Clooney as the the head of the International Committee To Ban Land Mines http://www.icbl.org/intro.php

He travels the world, saving lives and uses his charm and considerable skill to get all of the world's governments to sign on to a treaty to ban land mines. The key point of the movie is where he personally saves the President of the United States (Played by Ryan Seacrest), from a land mine field on the border between North and South Korea.

The popular President finally signs the treaty and mounts a successful campaign, with Clooney's help, to get the Senate to ratify it, banning land mines now and forever.

Rated PG-13




"THE DE-NUKER"



Starring Jason Statham as the man who brokers the deal that gets all of the world's nuclear powers to dismantle their nuclear arsenals.

A scientist, played by Jude Law, creates the "Anti-Nuclear Plasmic Shield" and deploys it by satellite, with the help of billionaire industrialist and international Peace advocate, Sean Connery. The beam renders all the world's nuclear arsenals inert, causing the nuclear power government to panic. They threaten to destroy the satellites to regain their war making ability.

Only one man has the power to stop them.

Statham, as the head of the anti-nuclear group Musicians United for Safe Energy http://musiciansunited4safeenergy.com quickly seizes this opportunity to mount the biggest global concert ever to garner public support for Law and Connery's scientific coup.

The key point of the movie is the massive concert sequence, with practically every popular musician alive, who inspires the citizens of the world to peacefully convince the nuke powers to cease their efforts to destroy the Anti-Nuclear Plasmic Shield.

Since the nuclear arsenals are now inert, it inspires a global nuclear ban treaty and the dismantling of all nuclear weapons.

Rated PG-13





"LAST TANGO IN THE PENTAGON"



Starring Brad Pitt as the sexy, single Secretary of Defense and Angelina Jolie as the sexy, single operative from the Friends Committee on National Legislation http://fcnl.org who seduces him.

Basically, it's a series of sexy trysts between Pitt and Jolie with lots and lots of sexy action.

The key point of the movie is when Pitt is thrust into the Oval Office when the President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House, the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Secretaries of State and Treasury are all killed in a massive sinkhole accident outside of Reno, Nevada.

This leaves the nation in the sexy hands of Pitt, who has now had a change of heart about the role of the US as a global war making super power because of his interaction with the sexy, peace loving Jolie.

The movie climaxes when Pitt, marries Jolie in a the first wedding of a president at the White House since Grover Cleveland, and they work together, as Sexy Prez and Sexy first lady, to change the Department of Defense to the "Department of Peace" and demobilize the entire US War Machine.

It's a movie that has something for everyone.

Rated R for Nudity and Sexy Situations




Come, Hollywood…

Let's make Peace SEXY!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-11 01:33 PM
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1. I LIKE how you think, my dear MrScorpio!
I'm proud to recommend!

:patriot:
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-11 01:49 PM
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2. Sex and Sexy will never sell.............
We need Arnold to blow them up............
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-11 01:49 PM
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3. Go ahead. But note: the U.S. will attack it.
;-)
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