OK, which of you DUer's had too much drink in Utah?

Officials: Nude Man Had Gun In Forest

SALT LAKE CITY -- Authorities said a Florida man faces federal misdemeanor charges after witnesses reported seeing him wandering around a national forest campground naked and armed with a pistol.

Joseph Alfieri is charged in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City with being publicly nude and causing annoyance.

Authorities said they were called Sunday to the Cobble Rest Campground in the Uinta-Wasatch-Cache National Forest near Heber City. They said witnesses reported seeing Alfieri wandering around the woods wearing nothing but a gun holster while carrying a pistol and yelling at the river.

Rangers later arrested the man and seized two pistols and a knife.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/28597835/detail.html

What is this country coming to!!!!

I mean, how could he have been?

:evilgrin:

But I'd rather not visualize that. :puke:

:beer:

Hopefully his lawyer will note that on the "publicly nude" charge. It might be a question of how the holster was positioned. Hard to argue the "causing annoyance" charge though. But again, a resourceful lawyer could argue selective prosecution - lots of people cause annoyance but they aren't arrested for it.

...until they said he was "yelling at the river". He had a pistol, no need to yell.

Yelling at a river? That does sound like a DU'er.

Somebody told him to go out in the woods and get a bear.

So he got bare and went out in the woods.

While snapping his fingers like Carmen Miranda's castinets?

If not then it couldn't have been me.

had four clothes from him.