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brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:44 AM
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South Carolina couple claims to possess Wal-Mart receipt with the face of Christ
Edited on Thu Jul-21-11 08:46 AM by brooklynite
You can't make this stuff up...

A South Carolina couple claims to possess one heckuva of a saintly sales slip--a Wal-Mart check-out receipt with the face of Christ on it.

Gentry Lee Sutherland and Jacob Simmons got the blessed bill of sale upon paying for the development of 11 photos June 12 at a Wal-Mart store in Travelers Rest, S.C.

"People are going to believe what they want to believe," said Sutherland.

"There's tons of people who will say, 'Oh, we're in the Bible Belt,' but here's my question to the doubters, who else has the power to put their face on a check-out receipt but Jesus?"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/21/2011-07-21_south_carolina_couple_claims_to_possess_walmart_checkout_receipt_with_face_of_ch.html




I wasn't aware that Jesus had a receding hairline...
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:48 AM
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1. I see Abraham Lincoln
He is sending a message to the south again.
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:49 AM
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2. Nah, definitely Yakov Smirnov . .
Besides, if it comes from Wal-Mart, it's definitely not Jesus.
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:49 AM
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3. cool image though...
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jtuck004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:51 AM
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4. Looks more like Osama Bin Laden's purported death photo. n/t
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:58 AM
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5. Looks Russian like Grigori Rasputin.
Edited on Thu Jul-21-11 08:59 AM by sinkingfeeling
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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:02 AM
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6. Looks like Snooki wearing a fake beard
n/t
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:04 AM
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7. Sell it on Ebay
Fundie fools will bid it up, guaranteed.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:05 AM
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8. If that's Christ, then Christ had one too many...
Judging by the eyes.
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CRK7376 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:05 AM
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9. At least it wasn't
the Wal-Mart in Columbia I shop at sometimes. Columbia has enough crazy people as is.....
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:07 AM
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10. Two dingbats who faked this to get their 15 minutes of fame. nt
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sadbear Donating Member (799 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:09 AM
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11. I see Charles Manson
without a swastika on his forehead.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:17 AM
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13. Same here.
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:01 AM
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18. yep
:rofl:
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d_r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:16 AM
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12. looks more like the devil
Jesus saves. The devil spends and gets his picture on the receipt.
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:23 AM
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14. It's pretty easy to burn an image into thermal paper.
n/t
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Loge23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:42 AM
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15. No where to be found on my last visit there
I saw a long line snaking out of the predatory cash-checking/payday loan kiosk, where the embroidery franchise used to be. I saw a young couple with a 2 year-old in tow feeding coins from rolls into a fee-based cash-in machine. I saw a small display of shriveled-up flower bouquets where the large display of fresh flowers used to be.
I saw black & white images of silent people shuffling along with their mostly empty carts. I did not see Jesus.
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NoGOPZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:57 AM
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16. It's The Howling Man
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:00 AM
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17. Looks more like Bin Laden
How do they know what Jesus looked like?
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:04 AM
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19. Matisyahu?

Probably not. I can't see Matisyahu shopping at Wal-Mart.
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:06 AM
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20. That's one big motherfucking ear on the left side of his face
No wonder Jesuabus knows everything that's going with 7 billion people in the World :rofl:


The religous crack me up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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