NYC_SKP

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:24 PM
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Please Help Me Compose this Letter to Speaker of the House Boehner.

Dear Asshole, Sir,

FUCK YOU!

...that's all I got.

Suggestions?

:shrug:

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Tx4obama

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:26 PM
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1. Here's a suggestion ...

Signed,
The American People

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FreakinDJ

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:28 PM
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2. Some thing he can understand - "See Spot run" - "See Dick fall"

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JHB

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:30 PM
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3. Send it on orange paper...

Including marmalade packets would be classier, but it could cause you grief if they raise a false alarm over "an unknown substance".

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lonestarnot

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:31 PM
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5. And poor some cheap assed beer on it!

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lonestarnot

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:30 PM
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4. Where's the fucking jobs Ickyleaker?

And a big fuck you!

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jberryhill

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:45 PM
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6. For formal correspondence, you should use larger letters /nt

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Solly Mack

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Tue Jul-26-11 09:51 PM
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7. Dear Big Daddy Ocherous of the Oompa Loompas - Greetings!

Does your face stain your pillow case at night?

Does beer dribbling down your chin leave orange-tinged rust stains on your shirt collar?

Is it hard to tell where your lips end and the ciggie butt begins?

When your wife kisses you (and I can't see why she would), is she the one that comes away with lips smeared by the juice of your seeping orangeness?

Do you lather up the little loompa like a traffic cone as well?

Do your tears leave behind exposed flesh not tainted by neon orange?

And while we're on the subject - What is underneath all that Day-Glo�?!?!?

Besides shit, that is...

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madamesilverspurs

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Tue Jul-26-11 10:01 PM
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8. Wrong spelling for "Sir" --

that should be "cur". Not that he'd notice.

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UTUSN

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Tue Jul-26-11 10:12 PM
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9. I wanted to start!1 "Dear BONER:" n/t

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patrice

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Tue Jul-26-11 10:22 PM
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10. You left out, "and the fucking-ugly dumb-shit horse you rode in on!"

Edited on Tue Jul-26-11 10:25 PM by patrice

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HopeHoops

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Wed Jul-27-11 10:51 AM
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11. I would have to include "KISS MY HAIRY ASS" in any such letter.

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