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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:01 PM
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This place cracks me up sometimes.
The "kids" fight...sorry, nothing personal, it just makes me smile when one issue swirls up out of nowhere and owns the day. It could be anything. Today it's kids.

:)

Please go about your business. Just having a giggle.

:)
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:02 PM
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1. DU is fun. nt
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:03 PM
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2. I don't follow
??
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:32 AM
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18. I believe
he is referencing the "brat" ban that is recently coming up in restaurants, etc.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:04 PM
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3. Here...have a pacifier



:)
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:04 PM
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4. yup
Olive Garden, AppleBees, Cigarettes, breastfeeding, circumcision, narwhals, pit bulls, smoking bans, Spitzer, High school bands and soda pop

kids on planes, bombing the moon, tax fast food, Rapture, PETA, screaming kids in restaurants

Vaccinations, Jessie James, Ipads, Michael Vicks, Octomom, unicorns and Charlie Sheen, now the Weiner's gone.


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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:05 PM
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5. you have friends in high places here
giggling here as well.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:24 PM
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7. High places or high chairs? :)
:)
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:05 PM
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6. Grain of Salt
This place is Sociology 101.
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:49 PM
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8. Zog cooks his meat!
:rofl:
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:52 PM
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9. Why do you hate the children?
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 10:08 PM
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10. What are these "kids" you speak of?
If I had a lawn, would I know of what you speak?
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LaydeeBug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:17 AM
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16. It's never, EVER him though
Lord knows. we've never seen WRP fly off the handle.

(...)


Oh wait... :eyes:


No need to respond, he is just laughing; "having a chuckle" :eyes:
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:03 AM
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11. It is a huge issue.
Without question, the single most pressing socio-political-economic crisis facing the nation.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:45 AM
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19. Obviously, we need to enact a federal 'Brat Ceiling'
The new federal regulatory agency to be created will specify performance standards based on restaurant occupancy, decibel level measurements, motion/speed detector readings, etc.

It's the perfect solution. What's not to love?

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piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:05 AM
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12. we bitch about congress eating pizza and kids crying.
Edited on Fri Jul-29-11 07:07 AM by piratefish08
while DC fiddles and decides if we are to get a 100% fucking or an 80% fucking which 80% of us will cheer for like it's the greatest step forward since FDR.

and the beat goes on.

and my cynicism runneth over.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:06 AM
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13. are these kids circumsized, are they breastfeeding...in an Olive Garden?
and what kind of breading do they use on their chicken?


(pokes it with a stick then runs)
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:06 AM
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14. This place cracks me up all the time...nt
Sid
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:16 AM
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15. There are more complaints about kids in restaurants than troops in Afghanistan.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:17 AM
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17. Draft infants and toddlers!
Edited on Fri Jul-29-11 07:18 AM by H2O Man
Send the noisy brats to Afghanistan.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:52 AM
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21. By Jove, I think you've got it!
Launch a no-bid contract for lighter-weight assault rifles ASAP! Smaller helmets, too!
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:47 AM
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20. :throwing all my toys out of the pram:
holding my breath.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-11 07:53 AM
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22. look in the lounge...
I'm trying to figure out the next topic... ;)
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