Snookie wannabee shows up at the Correspondents' Dinner

SoCalDem

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Sun May-01-11 01:53 AM
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Snookie wannabee shows up at the Correspondents' Dinner

Poor girl.. Her Momma never taught her how to dress appropriately..too bad the GOP credit card was not around for her to use:rofl:

Looks like a day at the beach, and then a sudden change of plans.....why not just go to a formal dinner party where the president will be..

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Blue-Jay

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Sun May-01-11 01:57 AM
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1. It's awesome that the staff could spare an extra table cloth.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:11 PM
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21. well, she did have teapots for shoes.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:10 AM
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2. She's positively glowing.

Knocked-up again?

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HughBeaumont

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Sun May-01-11 02:10 AM
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3. Grifterette just won't quit.

May she have some interesting 20s and 30s . . .

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:43 PM
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8. Always ends up in some rehab clinic.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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blondeatlast

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Sun May-01-11 03:07 PM
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18. Best curse ever. nt

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:15 PM
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24. If she's anything like George W Bush, lots of vomit will be involved.

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blondeatlast

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Sun May-01-11 03:18 PM
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25. But does Snooki have a doting Cerberus (er, I mean, dear Momma!)

to clean up after her?

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:23 PM
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28. We shall have to see, my dear.

In the meantime, Bristol could keep that dress in her purse for quick clean-ups.

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blondeatlast

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Sun May-01-11 04:34 PM
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61. Duh, I mean Bristol. When I first saw her, it was on another site that

identified her as Snooki (I'm not kidding).

I wouldn't call her doting Cerebrus doting.

But I would call her Cerebrus.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 05:15 PM
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62. Bristol is a rising star, ascending into the firmament of over-paid American worthlessness.

While her cerebrus in lipstick, dearest mama, is declining.

I'm trying to have my love lift Bristol up where she belongs. So many mean people here want to stop me! :cry:

Really though, was the Snooki reference ironic?

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blondeatlast

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Sun May-01-11 06:54 PM
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66. Yes, yes it was.

(No--it was stupidity, honest!)

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 06:57 PM
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67. Fun!

:rofl:

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chollybocker

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Sun May-01-11 02:15 AM
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4. Everyone wants to be a NY Times best-selling author.

It all starts by dressing the part. ;)

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:45 PM
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9. Oh yeah. The Jackie Collins is strong in that one.

definitely.

Maybe Mrs. Cheney will be her ghost writer.

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murielm99

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Sun May-01-11 02:48 AM
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5. Why was she there? Who invited her?

Why didn't Seth make any jokes about her? What is that thing she is wearing? Are you sure she isn't one of Kate's bridesmaids who got lost and ended up on the wrong continent?

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:46 PM
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10. Seth who?

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Rhiannon12866

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Sun May-01-11 03:13 PM
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22. Seth Meyers (from SNL), who was the headline speaker:

Seth Meyers Take Down at Correspondents Dinner
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=579573&mesg_id=579573

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:00 PM
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15. Seth MacFarlane would have taken her wagon around the block at least once.

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eShirl

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Sun May-01-11 05:59 AM
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6. the latest in hospital gowns

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:10 PM
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20. Her fashion sense is on life support.

Along with any other kind of sense usually generated by the human brain.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:42 PM
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7. Toga! Toga! Toga!

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CatWoman

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Sun May-01-11 03:37 PM
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36. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

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pipi_k

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Sun May-01-11 02:49 PM
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11. Who the hell would want to be a Snookie wannabe anyway?

damn...

Talk about pointless goals in life...

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:19 PM
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27. She's something of a fashion troll.

She needs a blue upswept do.

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malaise

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Sun May-01-11 02:51 PM
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12. I saw her on the red carpet

and shouted WTFF??

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:54 PM
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13. Who says we don't have royalty?

Not me, Not me.

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malaise

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Sun May-01-11 03:24 PM
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29. Bwaaaaaaaaah hahahaha

:rofl:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:33 PM
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33. I think "what the fucking-fuck" was what Joan Rivers said, too.

:hi:

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malaise

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Sun May-01-11 04:10 PM
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43. Love how my Comrade leader knows the exact

wording :rofl:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:13 PM
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47. A leader must know his people, or he is nothing more than an empty Chemise.

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malaise

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Sun May-01-11 04:15 PM
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50. Hehehehehe

:fistbump:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 02:59 PM
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14. She's the "Quicker-Picker-Upper".

Paper dresses are eco-sound.

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NICO9000

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Sun May-01-11 03:03 PM
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16. She's not nearly orange enough to qualify as a Snookie wannabe

:evilgrin:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:14 PM
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23. I hacked her appointment book.

"Tuesday, May3. Lunch with mr. John Boehner at reflecting pond"

Tanning tips in the offing?

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lpbk2713

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Sun May-01-11 03:04 PM
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17. Hey!! Where'd my shower curtain go?

I'm pissed.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:08 PM
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19. Did she take the vinyl liner, too?

So like a Palin! I share your anger.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:18 PM
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26. It's the "Flow-Thru-Teabag" look.

Very popular with aging racists who kind-of-sort-of read Atlas Shrugged.

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calimary

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Sun May-01-11 03:46 PM
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39. OMG!!!!! The Flow-Thru-Teabag dress!!!!!!

Edited on Sun May-01-11 03:47 PM by calimary

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DUzy!!!!!

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:48 PM
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40. I think that's the prettiest dress, too.

Edited on Sun May-01-11 04:03 PM by Kurovski

We should shop together sometime!

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malaise

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Sun May-01-11 04:14 PM
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48. Ditto

:rofl:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:26 PM
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30. Tag reads: "Caution, dress suitable for up to sixth month of pregnancy only"

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:12 PM
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44. Other tag reads: "Money launder only."

I'm looking for that other tag...

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:31 PM
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59. I can't quite read this other tag..."Made in..." Made in.."

Grandada doesn't have his specs, can someone make this out?

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:29 PM
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31. She borrowed it from Glenn Beck after his most recent stay

at the Rightward Bound Spa and Nutcracker Factory.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:31 PM
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32. She thought she was at a "Jammie-Jam." She was even prepared to get jiggy with it.

Edited on Sun May-01-11 04:08 PM by Kurovski

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Lucinda

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Sun May-01-11 03:35 PM
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34. She looks fine. n/t

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:40 PM
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38. Fine for an over-ironed pool float.

I agree.

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blueamy66

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Sun May-01-11 04:23 PM
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56. BWAHAHAHAHA

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:36 PM
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35. Mama's old baby-Dolls. The bottom fell off somewhere in the Town Car.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:38 PM
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37. She went to J Crew, but thought the restroom towel roll was for sale.

They were kind enough to not disabuse her of that notion.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 03:56 PM
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41. She split a snuggie with her sister Willow.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:01 PM
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42. And oh my goodness! What about that hair?

The Easter Bunny obviously mistook her head for a basket and tried to kick all the grass back in.

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smokey nj

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Sun May-01-11 04:13 PM
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46. Leave her alone, Kurovski. She was up all night Bedazzling that pillow case.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:22 PM
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54. You have a point. I'm sending her a comb to show my magnanimous spirit.

Damn, that girl can bedazzle...do you think she sparkled-up the ve-jay-jay?

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smokey nj

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Sun May-01-11 04:25 PM
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57. I really don't want to think about that.

:scared:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:30 PM
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58. It's best we stay out of it.

A lady never tells. At least until she gets her own reality show.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Sun May-01-11 04:12 PM
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45. yeah, she should have shown up in a burka. she looks fine. nt

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:17 PM
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52. I've seen her burkas

OMFG! Don't get me started.

IBTL. I know what you've been up to! Very naughty!

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Marr

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Sun May-01-11 04:14 PM
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49. Am I really the only person here who doesn't know who that is?

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malaise

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Sun May-01-11 04:16 PM
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51. I think so

Bristol Palin :evilgrin:

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:20 PM
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53. She's a fine lookin' babe who favors burlap feed bags over clothes.

Also a member of the extended Right-Wing Royal Family.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 04:23 PM
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55. Or do you mean Snookie?

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OmmmSweetOmmm

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Sun May-01-11 04:33 PM
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60. She had to decide between that or this

Edited on Sun May-01-11 04:34 PM by OmmmSweetOmmm

I think the one she wore was just as formal.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 05:24 PM
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63. Lifes a beach, and then you fly, fly, fly into the right wing honey pot

replenished by money stolen from millions of hard-working Americans.

Not to get all "workers rights" and "Lefty" and "concerned" and stuff in a fashion thread about a horny bubblehead.

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 05:36 PM
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64. Personally though? I'd be wearing that dancer-gent.

Skip the damn dinner altogether.

"Oh, who's the horny bubblehead NOW, Kurovski?"

"Okay. You got me there, Kurovski, do you want a medal?"

"No, but let's give that dancer a call!"

"Capitol idea, Kurovski!"

"Something told me that that you'd like that."

"You are too smart, Kurovski."

"Yeah, whatever, shut up and go get the fuckin' phone..."

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 05:50 PM
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65. Damn. she does look good.

You know you guys? Just disregard everything I've said (oh, you say you have already?) Well good.

It's obvious I'm just jealous that she's prettier than me, even if I do have better legs.

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Bluebear

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Sun May-01-11 06:59 PM
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68. Straight jacket chic. nt

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Kurovski

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Sun May-01-11 08:16 PM
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69. I think her mom does it better.

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