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Ocelot II

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Tue Mar 26, 2024, 10:35 AM Mar 26

A GOPer in my state opposes gun storage because you might have to shoot a cow. [View all]

While arguing against a proposal for safe storage requirements for firearms, Minnesota state Sen. Warren Limmer (R-Maple Grove) contended that rural citizens need guns readily available to deal with cows.

“You even walk too close to a cow, and it’ll take you down and trample you into dust,” Limmer said. “Fumbling around with a lock while a cow or a bull or any other animal is going after your daughter or your son — you can’t fumble around with a key or try and find the lockbox or put your thumb on a biometric key of some sort in your home while the danger is outside. This bill puts those individuals in even more danger.”

https://heartlandsignal.com/2024/03/25/minnesota-republican-legislator-opposes-safe-gun-storage-law-citing-killer-cow-threat/

Wow, I didn't know you had to pack heat around cows. Or do only GOPers have to do that because cows know they're galactically stupid and might want to trample them just for that reason?

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I am no expert dsc Mar 26 #1
Should one live in such a dangerous insane cow infested environment, I am sure you could get a carry permit. dutch777 Mar 26 #2
There are numbskulls here in Minnesota. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 26 #3
Yes, a lot of them. How can we forget Michelle Bachmann? Ocelot II Mar 26 #16
The weird one from Anoka, now of Woodbury. The Minnesota State Bird. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 26 #23
Hey Ocelot II, count yourself lucky sarisataka Mar 26 #4
Privileged suburban cows with an attitude, apparently. Ocelot II Mar 26 #5
As the song goes Wicked Blue Mar 26 #8
. sarisataka Mar 26 #9
I have lived in a farming area almost all of my 76 years and only remember one death doc03 Mar 26 #6
The same kind of reasoning as if everyone had a Emile Mar 26 #7
If spent the morning trying to figure out who keeps their gun storage close to where they keep their cows? Biophilic Mar 26 #10
That is so stupid. sop Mar 26 #11
The back of my property butts up against a forty acre parcel. bluesbassman Mar 26 #12
Shows you how he treats his cows wendyb-NC Mar 26 #13
He's from the Minneapolis suburb of Maple Grove, which is not known Ocelot II Mar 26 #15
wait till ya see "Cows With Guns": ret5hd Mar 26 #14
Damn! You beat me to it! nocoincidences Mar 26 #22
Me too! LastDemocratInSC Mar 26 #37
I love this! And also the llama song. SharonAnn Mar 26 #35
Everyone knows that innocent looking cows are drug dealers, rapists, unAmerican, Ping Tung Mar 26 #17
The stampedes on Rawhide were always scary. Sneederbunk Mar 26 #18
LOL! If you're a kid on a farm, you know to MineralMan Mar 26 #19
How is the cow situation in your neighborhood these days? Ocelot II Mar 26 #26
Yeah, I was trying to think how far I'd have to drive MineralMan Mar 26 #29
We had a Rebl2 Mar 26 #34
Thanks, Limmer, for exposing these lying, vicious cows! Judi Lynn Mar 26 #20
OMG - if a guy in a rural area is afraid of cows he should seek psychiatric help. Vinca Mar 26 #21
Maple Grove isn't rural. It's a large suburb. Ocelot II Mar 26 #25
Indeed. I live in Maple Grove. You have to drive a few miles west to get out of town MineralMan Mar 26 #28
So this numpty is your state Senator. My condolences. Ocelot II Mar 26 #31
Yup. We're really lucky that way. MineralMan Mar 26 #33
Where does Devin come down on this issue? rubbersole Mar 26 #24
I grew up in a rural area, and there were plenty of cattle around. MineralMan Mar 26 #27
Mad Cow Disease is real. mercuryblues Mar 26 #30
That's udderly apalling. greatauntoftriplets Mar 26 #32
WTF? NanaCat Mar 26 #36
I worked on a dairy farm, they are just big slow moving vehicles.... getagrip_already Mar 26 #38
Stupid argument. Caliman73 Mar 26 #39
Yes, but do you have cows? It's a different situation if you have cows. Ocelot II Mar 26 #40
Why do you think I own a gun? Caliman73 Mar 26 #43
Bart Simpson has some good advice for Sen. Limmer. nt sl8 Mar 26 #41
Grasping at straws, are we. republianmushroom Mar 26 #42
If you make our guns hard to get, only cows will have guns - don't forget! Brought to you by the NRA. Wonder Why Mar 26 #44
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