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In reply to the discussion: A GOPer in my state opposes gun storage because you might have to shoot a cow. [View all]Ocelot II
(115,927 posts)40. Yes, but do you have cows? It's a different situation if you have cows.
They'll trample you to death if you so much as look at them sideways, and then they'll eat your carcass and go after your children. You'd better be carrying at all times if you are within a zip code of cows. Just ask the good senator from suburban Minneapolis, whose home is probably surrounded by furious cows.
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A GOPer in my state opposes gun storage because you might have to shoot a cow. [View all]
Ocelot II
Mar 26
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Should one live in such a dangerous insane cow infested environment, I am sure you could get a carry permit.
dutch777
Mar 26
#2
I have lived in a farming area almost all of my 76 years and only remember one death
doc03
Mar 26
#6
If spent the morning trying to figure out who keeps their gun storage close to where they keep their cows?
Biophilic
Mar 26
#10
Everyone knows that innocent looking cows are drug dealers, rapists, unAmerican,
Ping Tung
Mar 26
#17
Indeed. I live in Maple Grove. You have to drive a few miles west to get out of town
MineralMan
Mar 26
#28