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Trump is stinking up the courtroom...literally! [View all]

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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

10:25 AM · Apr 19, 2024

Someone said this was just reported on MSNBC.

Ewwwwwwww!

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Trump is stinking up the courtroom...literally! [View all] Nevilledog Apr 19 OP

Hahaha! Kingofalldems Apr 19 #1

Don Yawn sits in his own pew Blue Owl Apr 19 #2

It's called incontinence. He's also apparently showing signs of B.See Apr 19 #146

Audibly or just olfactorily? Ocelot II Apr 19 #3

New courtroom sketch Nevilledog Apr 19 #38

"The court's going to have to issue more than a gag order here.' riversedge Apr 19 #40

Lol.. TSF's Revenge! Cha Apr 19 #94

The cotton in the lawyers nose is a nice touch Ray Bruns Apr 19 #97

Mentholatum enid602 Apr 19 #158

LOL onetexan Apr 19 #126

The 7 kinds of farts... rubbersole Apr 19 #98

Oh! The slow squeaker can be the worst! Kind of burns and sometimes only you can hear it. Like a dog whistle. brewens Apr 19 #131

If, as has long been reported, he has fecal incontinence and wears a diaper--for which an aid hlthe2b Apr 19 #4

Looking forward to his new book: The Shart of the Deal Nevilledog Apr 19 #6

The Shart of the Heel lame54 Apr 19 #87

shart of the rear MadLinguist Apr 19 #99

Wonderful!!!! machoneman Apr 19 #139

Will Daper Don appeal a conviction with the claim that wnylib Apr 19 #112

And a whole room full of people are sitting in the room too, all witnessing the barrage of farts and etc. SWBTATTReg Apr 19 #5

Donny le pew getagrip_already Apr 19 #7

I wonder if it is more than passing gas. Irish_Dem Apr 19 #8

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing Farmer-Rick Apr 19 #59

Any one sitting close to him will have a hard time. Irish_Dem Apr 19 #65

My husband said if he is farting through a diaper Tree Lady Apr 19 #95

Trying anything to get out of the trial Chakaconcarne Apr 19 #9

Worked for Ted Nugent during Viet Nam. nt Geechie Apr 19 #12

Worked for Tio Salamanca as well Aviation Pro Apr 19 #15

👏👏👏 Traildogbob Apr 19 #22

Maybe that's the real reason why he wanted out of this trial AllyCat Apr 19 #47

A sort of comfort PlutosHeart Apr 19 #61

Diaper rash is no joke. AllyCat Apr 19 #64

I find it appropriate that nature is handing back to him a version of what he causes others to go through. appleannie1 Apr 20 #175

He can't control it. Sky Jewels Apr 19 #80

TSF will be moved to a cell with a close-circuit TV. ALONE and no electronics. TSF will go crazy Traurigkeit Apr 19 #108

"TSF will go crazy" Dave Bowman Apr 20 #173

TSF IS crazy, for all these years. Traurigkeit Apr 20 #191

He sure has been for a while. Dave Bowman Apr 20 #192

Imagine the entire court wearing Hazmat suits 0rganism Apr 19 #10

Now reimagine what you just imagined, but as a campaign ad 0rganism Apr 19 #170

He's trying to gaslight the jury RAB910 Apr 19 #11

Don't light a match!!!! COL Mustard Apr 19 #55

I thought the goal was to light a match, Aristus Apr 20 #177

That might result in excessive COL Mustard Apr 20 #181

LOL!!!! MyOwnPeace Apr 19 #72

Barrump-bump! calimary Apr 19 #85

Or just gas them. 3catwoman3 Apr 19 #123

Why am I not surprised? Mme. Defarge Apr 19 #13

Trump farts are the worst farts of all. C_U_L8R Apr 19 #14

Now we know why everyone he talks to has tears in their eyes Nevilledog Apr 19 #20

LOL! Nt spooky3 Apr 19 #30

that's just one reason FoxNewsSucks Apr 19 #48

Nevilledog, Conjuay Apr 19 #74

DAYUM!! MyOwnPeace Apr 19 #79

DUzy! littlemissmartypants Apr 19 #100

annnnnd, Nevilledog wins today's internet! Attilatheblond Apr 19 #104

Bwwwwwwaaa! Dem2theMax Apr 19 #109

Oops! Nevilledog Apr 19 #157

. . . Dem2theMax Apr 19 #169

Makes me wonder about the reason for the side-eye look wnylib Apr 19 #118

The best! Nothing but the best! NM Grins Apr 19 #32

His diet makes it worse FoxNewsSucks Apr 19 #46

Hopefully the verdict will cause him to crap his pants. Towlie Apr 19 #16

Violating a gas order tavernier Apr 19 #167

Ooh ooh that Smell!😷 Mando and the "meat curtains" Traildogbob Apr 19 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author orangecrush Apr 19 #18

Needs his OWN room for many reasons. THIS could be one of the top bluestarone Apr 19 #19

The jury has been seated Poiuyt Apr 19 #21

A mask mandate need not apply Traildogbob Apr 19 #26

that would be me, esp in an enclosed space . AllaN01Bear Apr 19 #105

why doesn't someone call out: orleans Apr 19 #23

Conway FTW BeyondGeography Apr 19 #24

MF45 resents the judges gag order, so FoxNewsSucks Apr 19 #53

Cant the judge impose a court order/requirement,.... magicarpet Apr 19 #101

sounds reasonable to me. FoxNewsSucks Apr 19 #137

Well, it takes our mind off of his anti-democracy threat. And his body odor. UTUSN Apr 19 #25

Will he Leave a Brown Trail of Shame as he Shuffles Out? Beetwasher. Apr 19 #27

Are you sure he's not shitting his pants? Cuz, ya' know, that also has a 'scent'. NM Grins Apr 19 #28

I really hope Jimmy Fallon talks about this tonight. We know Trump watches! Doodley Apr 19 #29

You mean "Stupid" Jimmy Kimmel? MorbidButterflyTat Apr 19 #37

OMG! I can't believe that! My mother-in-law was always getting Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kinmel mixed up. Now I Doodley Apr 19 #84

No biggie! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 19 #86

Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert should all be on it Wednesdays Apr 19 #154

Smelvis Smelvis malaise Apr 19 #31

New campaign slogan enid602 Apr 19 #160

LOL malaise Apr 19 #161

Jail would restrict his diet Warpy Apr 19 #33

Love egg salad! leftieNanner Apr 19 #43

Brown German mustard Warpy Apr 19 #69

That sounds wonderful! leftieNanner Apr 19 #78

He shit in his Depends orangecrush Apr 19 #34

Thanks for that in-depth analysis MorbidButterflyTat Apr 19 #41

Most welcome orangecrush Apr 19 #107

I was thinking the same thing Earthrise Apr 19 #70

oh no flakey_foont Apr 19 #35

This is a for-real product??? niyad Apr 19 #141

YES. Go look Maraya1969 Apr 19 #143

I did. Still surprised, though. Before today, I would have thought it niyad Apr 19 #144

OMG MorbidButterflyTat Apr 19 #36

The court will need some special ventilation. Put smelvis in a plastic box, too. Hermit-The-Prog Apr 19 #39

Bubble boy enid602 Apr 19 #155

The Boy In The Bubble... Hermit-The-Prog Apr 19 #159

An OTHER miserable part of the 'drama.' elleng Apr 19 #42

It's a great thing, there's no smoking in the court room... Omnipresent Apr 19 #44

Some one should sell cloths pins outside the courthouse. pwb Apr 19 #45

I predicted this a few days ago!! nocoincidences Apr 19 #49

do they need one of those Lume deodorant consultants to come in and rurallib Apr 19 #50

A fitting assignment for "Dr." Shannon Klingman and her Lume grift... hlthe2b Apr 19 #82

Yeah, she says women are self conscious about body smells TexasBushwhacker Apr 19 #116

I can't hit the remote fast enough when those commercials come on. Talitha Apr 19 #120

He needs those Japanese diapers with the built in charcoal filter in the ass. captain queeg Apr 19 #51

A whole bag of charcoal briquettes wont help coprolite Apr 19 #117

It's the extra onions digesting from his Big Macs Submariner Apr 19 #52

Turn the other cheek Eddie18 Apr 19 #54

This whole line of argument/commentary is so dumb Prairie Gates Apr 19 #56

And yet each one of us has passed gas at least once in our lives. littlemissmartypants Apr 19 #142

Only in America! Joinfortmill Apr 19 #57

Lincoln Project's childish take on this : mucifer Apr 19 #58

Well, the Lincoln Project doesn't need to convince us not to vote for him. soldierant Apr 19 #145

Trump lawyers on the job. keithbvadu2 Apr 19 #162

The first thing I think of when I hear anything about TFG is walkingman Apr 19 #60

LOL That's probably why... LuvLoogie Apr 19 #62

GasX Anyone? Deep State Witch Apr 19 #63

Yup Don. Your S$#* does indeed stink. PlutosHeart Apr 19 #66

Is he doing this on purpose? duforsure Apr 19 #67

Can people crap and fart at will? Seems to me that wnylib Apr 19 #124

Pull my finger and I'll tell you JoseBalow Apr 19 #166

Joseph Pujol could, and turned his unique skill into a high art form at the Moulin Rouge Brother Buzz Apr 20 #183

My guess is that he had a disorder that produced more gas wnylib Apr 20 #184

No, Joseph Pujol had genuine abdominal muscle control, and turned his parlor trick into a high art form Brother Buzz Apr 20 #185

Do you really think that Trump has that kind of muscle control? wnylib Apr 20 #186

The orange anus had eight pounds of 'Big Mac' fecal matter parked in his colon Brother Buzz Apr 20 #188

According to the Wikipedia article on Pujol, wnylib Apr 20 #189

The marmalade shartcannon has no control of his bowels Brother Buzz Apr 20 #190

James Joyce had something to say about this. Disaffected Apr 19 #68

Ah, love letters to Nora... Prairie Gates Apr 19 #92

Yes, that Nora Disaffected Apr 19 #115

Something Crawled Up His Ass And Died Deep State Witch Apr 19 #71

Ever been to a skilled facility. That's the smell. onecaliberal Apr 19 #73

Indeed it is! 10 Turtle Day Apr 19 #128

I agree. onecaliberal Apr 19 #134

All those hamberders and KFC? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 19 #75

Is this juvenile and dumb? Sure. It is also custom-made to erode his support. misanthrope Apr 19 #76

He might, eventually, pass a few lumps, too.🤧 demosincebirth Apr 19 #77

The Trump brand--epitome of class and taste. pandr32 Apr 19 #81

He's a repulsive sack of shit -- literally and figuratively Sky Jewels Apr 19 #83

He's sending out the Trump-Signal to the House F.A.R.T. Buns_of_Fire Apr 19 #88

Is that Batman or tonsils and teeth? keithbvadu2 Apr 19 #164

Trapped in a Courtroom with TSF Passing Cha Apr 19 #89

The Emperor has no clothes. maxsolomon Apr 19 #90

When he wakes up will he be embarrassed?? NO..he could care less PortTack Apr 19 #91

Better notify the FART team. dchill Apr 19 #93

Ugh Demovictory9 Apr 19 #96

hence why Kali Apr 19 #102

Last ditch Roy Cohn maneuver? The Unmitigated Gall Apr 19 #103

My new name for him is Farty-Five! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 19 #106

This thread is hilarious! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 19 #110

I have literally laughed my ass off through reading every post. llmart Apr 19 #151

Me too! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 19 #168

Excuse me sir, would you like your testimony with or without stench? chouchou Apr 19 #111

Does it smell like Cartoon Planet or Funk? AuntyGravity Apr 19 #113

A technical point of order chowmama Apr 19 #114

I'm not sure of the title SomedayKindaLove Apr 19 #163

Just a cheap joke chowmama Apr 20 #179

Trumpy le Pew Wicked Blue Apr 19 #119

Trump considers this a gift Turbineguy Apr 19 #121

OMG! This is too much! honest.abe Apr 19 #122

His evil soul escaping .... BigOleDummy Apr 19 #125

The bible thumpers tell us lapfog_1 Apr 19 #127

Someone needs to object so we get to say he cleared the courtroom with his farts! Everyone shouldn't brewens Apr 19 #129

That won't help him with the jury! NT Patton French Apr 19 #130

That's what happens when you pig out on Big Macs and french fries. n/t totodeinhere Apr 19 #132

Oder in the court! Monsieur_Grumpe Apr 19 #133

George Carlin had s classic monolog on his TOLEDO WINDOWBOX album ProudMNDemocrat Apr 19 #135

A joke Marthe48 Apr 19 #136

The judge is in his gas chambers Blue Owl Apr 19 #138

Maybe he's just testing out the gas that he's going to use to inflating his escape balloon with. cstanleytech Apr 19 #140

Looks like the court folks need to cover whatever chair #DementiaDonnie sits in, area51 Apr 19 #147

What a disgusting waste of a "human." Evolve Dammit Apr 19 #148

Court officers and employees should be given gas masks dalton99a Apr 19 #149

So should the witnesses meow2u3 Apr 19 #165

Falling asleep as he sits in his own shit, on trial for 34 felony counts, and in front of the jury too Botany Apr 19 #150

Ohhh, the humanity! ewcordon Apr 19 #152

My guess: Encopresis no_hypocrisy Apr 19 #153

I think every MAGA cult member should be forced to be with the orange prick in a small room. Crowman2009 Apr 19 #156

The lawyers should start lighting matches. C Moon Apr 19 #171

The internet is having fun with TFG's farts LetMyPeopleVote Apr 20 #172

Poopy LePew Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 20 #174

Encopresis can be nasty . . . . . no_hypocrisy Apr 20 #176

Kick and rec. Kingofalldems Apr 20 #178

Why Brits call farts TRUMPS and other flatulence facts Doodley Apr 20 #180

Farting is a side effect of some weight loss drugs splat Apr 20 #182

Do you think this is really true? Or is it just a... (wait for it) Bucky Apr 20 #187